SPREAD THE PLAGUE!!!!

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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welcometotheinternetfandom:

calabozos:

i-might-be-misha:

There are children on this site!

oh my

i think i just came

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friend: do you want to hang out?

me: i have to ask my mom

me: *doesn't ask mom*

me: she said no

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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cumber-kitty:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.

French slang is freaking metal.

DEATH BY OHONHONHON

#also sounds like murder

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thatdisneylover:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

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