friend: do you want to hang out?
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask mom*
me: she said no
In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.
French slang is freaking metal.
DEATH BY OHONHONHON