So, I was seeing all those wonderful drawnings and decided to show my talent and make one myself

nailed it
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
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why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
TUMBLR IS NOT FOR KIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE, WE DO NOT NEED KIDS IN HERE SO DON’T EVEN TRY, YAHOO
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does anyone else have that one blog that literally everyone worships but you hate the blog and the person running it and just every time someone mentions them you’re like
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in my math class there’s this weird nerdy kid who no one really talks to but we’re sort of friends, right? well today he just took my calculator for a minute and then gave it back, and it was turned off. i just thought he borrowed it and i didn’t use my calculator for the rest of the day but i just got home and
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
Hahahaha i get it bc 6 letters in thanks but 5 in tanks i feel you
im betting u passed algebra with those math skills
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
theperksofbeingateenagenarwhal:
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends
I wish I had friends
I wish I could knit
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
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